We talk a lot about Kenji Ohba (yes, all of us), beach bodies, putting condiments on Kenji Ohba's beach body, another Old Boy, and underwater combat. Strap in for more filth! We're thirsty on main!
FINALLY, our new mics and use of Reaper pay off. We don't sound so terrible anymore! In these episodes, we resolve dinosaur treasure island, we have a recap episode, we say goodbye to Diane, and hello to a new, better Miss America who has way more speaking lines.
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Once when the henshin/roll call is stock footage, Thrice if it is unique to the episode. - Elbot
Drink whenever a character is duplicated on-screen/split-screened. Drink for each duplicate.
Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot.
Any time Miss America has suspiciously LARGE GENITALIA.
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
We are introduced to the best thing about all of Battle Fever J, as far as we know (as of the moment I write this, we're at episode 39): Salome. We are #blessed she has arrived to save us from this rather unspectacular season.
Long live Salome.
New drinking rules, 14 & 15. 14 was submitted by our patron Elbot!
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Once when the henshin/roll call is stock footage, Thrice if it is unique to the episode.
Drink whenever a character is duplicated on-screen/split-screened. Drink for each duplicate.
Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot.
Any time Miss America has suspiciously LARGE GENITALIA.
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
Our friend Beam Enforcer General, aka BEG, is BACK! But now very sleepy. We're a BIT too drunk. This week, Battle Fever J puts their mouthes on a lot of things.
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot.
Any time Miss America has suspiciously LARGE GENITALIA.
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
Our friend Beam Enforcer General, aka BEG, is here to shed some new light on the Monsters of the Week. It's time for the Monsters to shine. Dancing eggs, lumpy fuck goblins who are fresh2bone, and the return of fork based monsters (seriously wtf Toei)!
#LumpyFuckGoblin
#NosePlay
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot.
Any time Miss America has suspiciously LARGE GENITALIA. (new)
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
Happy Fourth of July! We've got some new rules and some quality Foley work. We liked these episodes better than the last three. Please forgive Winston's dog toenails clicking around on the wooden floor and his deep, heavy sighs. He's a good boy and you should love him. See his photos below.
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot. (new)
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
We didn't like these three episodes very much. But we somehow still managed to talk for 75 minutes. Kids get weird about fire. Everyone gets choked. Fucking Gon bird is back. Diane doesn't realize Babe Ruth hasn't played a game in 44 years. Get ready for the obligatory BASEBALL episode! Witches and mannequins abound!
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
Why would you bring a katana to a gun fight? We'll never find out. Join us as we dig into the next set of Battle Fever J episodes. Enjoy the sweet clicking sounds of Winston's claws on the wooden floor and our creaky sofa. Ponder the mystery of why Heda suddenly is a totally different actor. Relish small hats and animal antics! It's all here, don't miss out!
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Any time you feel like it.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot
When you start a new season of Super Sentai after finishing the previous one, you're faced with the classic problem we've dubbed "New friends, not our friends". You know these friends will be your friends by the end of 50ish episodes, but when you first meet them, you compare them to the friends you just left and you're convinced they'll never fill that hole in your heart.
We're still working on our rules. But as you listen on through Battle Fever J with us, the drinking rules aren't as plentiful as Gorenger, so heavy emphasis on "drink any time you feel like it."
Well friends. Get your swords out. It's time to start jumping!
BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES
Take a drink:
Any time there is dancing.
Any time Battle France speaks "French".
Any time there are animal antics.
Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.
Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
Any time a scarf flaps in the face.
Any time Miss America has a wedgie.
Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
Any time there is excessive lens flare.
Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
Any time a child is kidnapped.
Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.
Any time you feel like it.
Battle Kenya is the OG Gokai Green.
Just some cake while you pray to murder your BFF.
Drink for every wedgie.
Hmm.
A big thanks to our Patreon supporters!: Andrew, Dani, and Elbot