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Episode 13 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 40-41

It's here, episode 13! We got a little confused and edited the episodes out of order. Don't worry, it won't affect your overall enjoyment of the thrilling Gorenger plot(?). Tune in for more quality analysis of Midorenger's wardrobe.

Tequila Yellow is very chatty/catty this episode. ("Sorry" - Tequila Yellow.)

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

  1. For each time ANYBODY touches the Gorenger Storm/Hurricane.
  2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
  3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
  4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.
  5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
  6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
  7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
  8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
  9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
  10. Any time there is a riddle.
  11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
  12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.
  13. Any time Peggy says "Are you ready? Here we go!"
  14. Any time someone uses their ranged weapon for melee fighting.
  15. Any time you feel like it.
So close.

So close.

An unreasonable amount of knuck.

An unreasonable amount of knuck.

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Episode 12 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 34-36

Kaijo's given up. Oiwa needs to do it to a robot. The plans are as convoluted as ever! Get a beer and enjoy this crude conversation.

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

Doing your own stunts looks rad and great.

Doing your own stunts looks rad and great.

:c

:c

When your friend is unecessarily useless.

When your friend is unecessarily useless.

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Episode 11 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 31-33

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

This costume is a little TOO intimate.

This costume is a little TOO intimate.

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Episode 10 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 28-30

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

OH NO. Vodka Blue has been KIDNAPPED. Whatever shall we do?! Gin Violet (FKA Wine Burgundy) is here to help us figure out this mystery... and these episodes. Things to ponder while watching these episodes: weaponized turtles, don't let your friends be pedophiles, tiny mines, when heroes are just plain mean. 

The plot of this episode was written specifically for this costume.

The plot of this episode was written specifically for this costume.

Hello sailor.

Hello sailor.

O_O; ❤❤❤❤

O_O; ❤❤❤❤

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Episode 9 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 25-27

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

We've recovered from the terror of the zeppelin and are feeling great. Nothing could be as terrible as the episodes we watched in episode 8, not even... I'm going to be honest, I don't really remember much about these episodes. There were some darts. Eyeballs. A monster got inside a torpedo? 

Wait no. I remember. 0010 IS A STUPID NAME AND HE WAS NOT HANDSOME. We all agree. All 5 of us democratically agree on those two points.

Hello, my name is 0010. My name and face are both stupid.

Hello, my name is 0010. My name and face are both stupid.

When everything's going wrong, stress eat some curry.

When everything's going wrong, stress eat some curry.

Here are some actual handsome men. NOTE THAT 0010 IS NOT PICTURED.

Here are some actual handsome men. NOTE THAT 0010 IS NOT PICTURED.

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Episode 8 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 22-24

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

Fuck. This. Zeppelin.

Fuck. This. Zeppelin.

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Episode 7 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 19-21

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

Welcome to the 1970s.

Welcome to the 1970s.

Designed by Playmobil

Designed by Playmobil

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Episode 6 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 16-18

Its an even episode, which means the booze has really kicked in. This week, we talk about romancing younger men, gaslighting women, terrible hair monsters, and puns that actually make sense when translated.

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

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Episode 5 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 13-15

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GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.
12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

Acting Casual 101

Acting Casual 101

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Episode 4 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 10-12

First off, let us start by apologizing. We're sorry. Rule number 1 was a terrible mistake. It ruined us, especially Tequila Yellow. We'll be amending that rule in episode 5. Also, don't worry, we won't be eating food out of bowls anymore. The sound of forks scraping on ceramic is not, one might say, good podcasting. Only soft, handheld food not eaten near the mic here on out for these rangers.

The good news is we have a new mic! It's omnidirectional, so that should eliminate the issue of one or two of us sounding like we're broadcasting from inside a sofa. 

The last four episodes have been an experiment--feeling out the rules and weighing the results. We've learned a lot. And boy, have we drank a lot.

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. (redacted)
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.

Sentai heaven

Sentai heaven

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Episode 3 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 7-9

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We tried a new mic setup, but it wasn't quite right. A whole new mic is on the way.

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

1. Finish your drink any time they do their finishing move with some athletic equipment.
2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
4. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.
5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
11. Any time a child is kidnapped.

Separated at birth?

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Episode 2 - Himitsu Sentai Gorenger 4-6

GORENGER DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:
1. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).
2. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.
3. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.
4. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.
5. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.
6. Any time there is excessive lens flare.
7. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.
8. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".
9. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.
10. Any time a child is kidnapped.

SORRY YOUR PLAN FAILED

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